Miley Cyrus Shares Topless Pre-Shower Selfie, Because She's Miley Cyrus

At this point photos of Miley Cyrus sans shirt are about as common as days that end with "y."
The 21-year-old pop star treated the Internet to a "#preshoweralfalfaselfielife" that featured the singer topless, wearing only underwear. Supposedly her hair is gelled up like Alfalfa from "The Little Rascals," though we're definitely getting more of Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary" vibe from her 'do. Cyrus followed up her topless photo with a bikini selfie that she captioned "#postshowerinstagramwhoreselfielife."  More after the cut.....