Jokes of the day

Mary and Gloria after an English exam.
Mary: How was your paper Gloria?
Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote ‘thonk’
Mary: I guess you’re right because I wrote

Oshodi-Apapa Gridlock - Govt Gives Tanker Drivers 72 Hours to Vacate

Lagos State Government, yesterday, gave the tanker drivers who have constituted traffic nuisance on the Oshodi-Apapa expressway 72 hours to vacate the area.
The government announced that within 72 hours, precisely, Friday, December 20, 2013, it would deploy its traffic machinery to the area, particularly, between Mile 2 and Apapa, to ensure sanity and streamline the activities of tanker drivers and articulated vehicles.
The decision was made when officials of the

Passenger ( Woman) Killed Bus Driver Over N10 In Benin City , Edo State

On Monday December 16th, 2013, a wicked bus passenger was arrested by Edo State police officials for allegedly killing an innocent bus driver over the weekend.
The young commercial bus driver identified as Eze was believed to be in his late 20′s while the woman that killed him is 38-year-old.
Last Saturday, Eze died when his bus passenger strangled him while holding on to his

Kim Kardashian laughs off baby North's eyebrow waxing claims

 

Kim Kardashian has hit back after claims that she waxed her daughter's eyebrows.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star posted an adorable snap of baby North earlier this week, only to be met with accusations that she had altered her daughter's appearance.
One user wrote, "Going to have plastic surgery on

VIDEO: Lady Gaga And Christina Aguilera End Feud As They Duet On 'The Voice'... But Still Try To Out-Sing Each Other

 

Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera may have put their old feud to bed as they dueted on the final of 'The Voice' on Tuesday night, but the pair still did their best to try and out-sing each other.
The pair played vocal acrobatics as Christina joined Gaga for a performance of her hit 'Do What U Want', which originally featured R Kelly.

Christina - who is a judge on the US version of the talent show - joined Gaga halfway through the song from Watch da video below:

Christmas comes early: Justin Bieber announces 'retirement from music'

 

The 'Boyfriend' singer told an LA radio station that he is planning a 'step back'

It is the news that will either make you rejoice with yet more Christmas cheer or sob into your mince pies. Probably the former, for Justin Bieber has announced his retirement from music on a Los Angeles radio station, The 19-year-old Canadian pop star answered a question about what the future may hold for

Bomb Explosion At Rivers State Deputy Governor’s Office

The security situation in Rivers state Nigeria is getting porous by the day as an explosive device (IED) was thrown at the Deputy Governor, Tele Ikuru’s administration block in the wee hours of Tuesday Dec 17, 2013.
Though the Deputy Governor survived with no injury, the bomb explosion caused some damage to the