Laff it off!

A wife went  on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just
come from Nsukka village and seemed clever. He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this is?

Jokes of the day

Mary and Gloria after an English exam.
Mary: How was your paper Gloria?
Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote ‘thonk’
Mary: I guess you’re right because I wrote

Laff it off

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.  The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’  All the women raised their hands.  Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember.  The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.  Here are some of the replies: