Laff it off!

A wife went  on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just
come from Nsukka village and seemed clever. He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this is?

Kwara banks shut as robbery attack rumour spreads

Many commercial banks in Ilorin, the Kwara State capital, on Friday at about 1pm hurriedly closed operations as a rumour of an impending robbery attack filtered into the town.
The move by the banks was seen as a precautionary measure against robbery attack.
One of the security men of one of the banks, who pleaded anonymity, told our correspondent that they got information that armed robbers might raid the banks anytime.
He added that they were asked to close so as not to be affected by the

‘I don’t steal, I only give robbers information’

 

A 28-year-old man, Nonso Egbuzobi, who was recently arrested by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad during a robbery operation in Lagos State, has pleaded with the police to release him, saying he was just an informant and not a member of any robbery gang.

Police authorities had said Egbuzobi and three others were part of a gang that killed three policemen during an ATM robbery at an Access Bank branch in Ayobo, Ipaja area of the state on November 20, 2013.

It was learnt that after the Ipaja robbery, SARS men led by the

I didn’t buy four cars in one day Says "Iyanya"

 

Kukere crooner, Iyanya, chats with Jayne Augoye about fame and the need for artistes to invest wisely

Rave of the moment, Iyanya Mbuk, considers 2013 his best year ever. Besides sealing mouthwatering endorsement deals with MTN, Zinox Computers and Solo Phones, his appearance fees have also tripled.

When a headline recently screamed, ‘Iyanya Mbuk gets over N130m endorsements deals in 2013 alone’, the  figure sounded exaggerated as far as some people are concerned. But in reality, it is not too far from

NLC urges ASUU to double productivity

The Nigeria Labour Congress in Anambra has called on university lecturers to work harder to make up for the 25 weeks lost to their strike.
The Chairman of the congress in the state, Mr Patrick Obianyo, made the call while speaking with the News Agency of Nigeria in Awka on Friday.
Obianyo described the suspended strike which lasted five months and 18 days as not only regrettable but avoidable.
He, however, commended the federal government for

Katy Perry - Katy Perry: My duet is more authentic than Kanye's

Katy Perry thinks her music video with boyfriend John Mayer is more authentic than Kanye West's Bound 2.
The 'Roar' hitmaker, who joined forces with John on the song 'Who You Love', made the comparison about Kanye's latest music video which features his fiancee Kim Kardashian straddling him topless on a motorcycle.
Speaking on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show', the 29-year-old singer joked: ''I thought our

Mariah Carey's Christmas track sells over 1million copies (VIDEO)

Mariah Carey's festive classic 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' has now sold an impressive one million copies in the UK, 19 years after it was first released.
The Official Charts Company reports that the iconic track shifted its millionth copy this week after selling 68,000 units in 2013.
Watch the video below: