Lauren Goodger was ‘offered £40,000 for sex’ by a Dubai millionaire

“Y’alright Lauren?”
“Hiya yeah what do you want signing?”
“No, I’m not here about that.”
It’s poolside, Dubai. Hot day. Sweaty day. Lauren Goodger is wearing one of her signature bikinis (small on the bottom, massive boulder-holder up top). (“Been hard to find these, since the boob job,” she’s telling Nanny Pat. “They’re too big, Nanny Pat. Too big.” Nanny Pat just smiles. She doesn’t
know where she’s been since about 1994.). The Daily Mail paparazzi is not-at-all subtly hiding in the bushes. A stranger approaches, wearing a full thawb and a devilish expression. Lauren puts down the copy of her own autobiography that she’s reading.
 “Can I help you?” she asks. “Can’t you see I’m busy not being bothered about the happiness of my ex, Mark Wright, and running a tanning empire, and also ignoring all my haters?”
“Yeah, have you ever seen Indecent Proposal?”
“Yeah.”
“How much?”
“What.”
“For a go. How much.”
“…”
“Forty k?”
“…”
“Would forty k do it?”
“…”
“…”
[END OF SCENE]
§   And so to Lauren Goodger, who was once offered £40,000 to have full sex with a millionaire. Some background: Lauren — currently incarcerated in light entertainment prison i.e. the Big Brother house — has been talking to her housemates. About sex. Sexy sex. And how much sex with her is potentially worth, were it put on the free market. And that price is: in excess of £40,000, apparently.

Here's Lauren in Dubai

 

Fleeing her sex tape embarrassment earlier this year with a holiday to Dubai, Lauren was apparently approached with a business offer while lazing by the pool. As recounted to Googlebox star George Gilbey: “A guy in Dubai said: ‘I will pay you 40 grand for one night, but you cannot tell anyone’.”
After George said she should have taken the man up on his offer, Lauren explained she tried to escape the situation, saying: “My mum went on the phone pretending to be my agent.”
Previous, Lauren has told housemates that she’s really rather super at sex, actually, so yeah. Probably worth it. She told Ricci Guarnuccio: “My ex was like, ‘I love your body’. He slept with top models in Miami. But he said, ‘Having sex with you is 100 per cent better than the top models’.”
Lauren Goodger recently urinated in a swimming pool on syndicated TV.