Boy, 8, writes amusing non-apology note to brother after tantrum

The amusing non-apology (Picture: Jenny Davidson / Facebook)

The award for the cutest note of the week goes to eight-year-old Zachary, for this amusing non-apology letter to his brother Ben.
It explains how he meant to actually hit a poor boy named Chris with a pair of flying scissors and also features an imaginative see-saw graph to show how much he actually loves Ben.

The classic note was recently posted on Facebook by Zachary’s mother, Jenny Davidson, who found it during a clear out, according to the Huffington Post. 
‘My son wrote this apology when he was eight years old,’ she explained.
‘My sons are all in their 20s now and we had a good laugh when we found this in the garage last week.
‘This is his first draft, which is hilarious now, but at the time was unacceptable.’
Ben was not injured by the scissors and Zachary later rewrote the apology letter.