Jokes of the day

Mary and Gloria after an English exam.
Mary: How was your paper Gloria?
Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote ‘thonk’
Mary: I guess you’re
right because I wrote ‘thonk a’fter I thought 4 a while. …
Mary: Shit! And what about the past tense of ‘write’?
Gloria: I don’t know what I wrote; I think I wrote ‘written’
Mary: That one I didn’t even bother. When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of ‘go’, I just went out of the Exam Room.
Gloria: Me too, when I reached that number I couldn’t take it anymore. Those idiots gave us an exam beyond our standard!!!

Happy Weekend